Conversation with The Cupcake

Me: I'll be right back. Mommy has to pee.
Her: Whatcha doing, Mommy?
Me: I just told you. Weren't you listening?
Her: No. Whatcha doing?

Funny to me because 1) I totally expected her to answer "Yes" not "No," and 2) she follows me around asking what I'm doing and if I'm ok ALL.DAY.LONG. Laugh or cry? I choose laugh.